1. It is highly recommended that you do not make any public appearances with her while there are cameras rolling. It’s possible that this will make us look bad in front of others.
2. It is not a good idea to call her again after she has hung up on you because (1) she may be talking to her husband or boyfriend, or (2) she may not want to disturb them in their conversation. Try to avoid calling her again after she has hung up on you. It is likely too late to call her again because they are currently involved in a romantic relationship.
3 While she is talking on the phone, you should refrain from sending her any romantic text messages.
4 Even if her husband or wife is out of town for work, Satan should not be able to convince you to stay in their spare bedroom. This is something you should never agree to do. You should never act in such a manner, regardless of what the circumstances are. Under no circumstances whatsoever should you give in to the temptations that Satan puts before you.
5 If you plan to visit Twa Twa on multiple occasions, you shouldn’t make a reservation at the same hotel each time; rather, you should make an effort to find new places to stay on each of your future trips.
6. If you want to avoid things getting complicated in your relationship with her, the best thing to do is to keep your friends away from hers. It is strongly recommended that the two of you stay away from spending time together with any of her other friends. Your relationship must to be kept private from her other close friends at all times.
7 When she calls, pick up the phone but don’t answer it right away; instead, take a moment to think of something to say to her before you really respond to her call. Before picking up the phone, take the time to hear what she has to say; it’s possible that her husband or wife is trying to get in touch with her. Hold off on taking up the phone until you’ve heard what she has to say first.
8 Please don’t refer to her as my fortune because I am only going to be using her for the foreseeable future as a loaner. You do not hold any authority over her at all.
9. If you find yourself at her place without any, you should pull your pants down so that they are about halfway between your thighs and sit on the floor. In the event that something goes wrong, the following are some steps to take.
The tenth and most crucial rule is that you should never date the wife of another person. Because the consequences will be so terrible, there is no way around this one; they simply cannot be ignored. The primary reason for this is this.
If you care about how happy you are, you should steer clear of married women.
